My Nerdy Boyfriend

My boyfriend is a nerd. This is how I make fun of him. Want to make fun of your nerdyboyfriend too? Send me quotes!

“It’s like Wiked, but with Loki, and not a musical.”

“Harry Potter stamps are a thing?!? Finally, the chance I’ve been looking for to become a philatelist!”

“You know what I could really go for right now? A glass of Aunt Beru’s blue milk…”

“There are more than 4 countries in the world- I should know, I’ve played Risk.”

“NerdyBoyfriend: Optimus Prime is THE MAN.
Me: Optimus Prime is a robot.
NerdyBoyfriend: If you say that Optimus Prime is a robot again, I’ll break up with you.
Me: Optimus Prime is a robot.
NerdyBoyfriend: Ok, so maybe I won’t break up with you for saying that.”